ANTS IN MY PANTS!

Listen to this...Today I was at Dillard's minding my own bees wax, when I feel something weird on my leg...kinda like something sharp. I think to myself "what the..." so I wiggle my leg to see what's going on...and to my utter dismay AND disgust, an ANT falls to the ground!!! Not only was it an ant, it was a gigantically oversized ant (see above photo). EEEEEEWWWW!!!! I then proceeded to freak out a little bit and wonder how on earth it got there ( I'm still wondering...) This may or may not be one of the sickest things ever, and for those of you who know me, you know that I despise any type of insect-like creature, large or small. I just cannot even believe that one fell out of my dress today. WOW and GROSS!!!! Oh, and I think it bit me. Sick.

p.s. I stomped on the thing as soon as I had the chance. No insect that jumps off my person lives to tell about it...